mermaid butts

“I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?”

(Source: sleepy-edits, via tangleofamess)

— 21 minutes ago with 126995 notes
vintagegal:

“One For The Money” paperback cover illustration, 1965

vintagegal:

“One For The Money” paperback cover illustration, 1965

— 49 minutes ago with 25458 notes

mccoymedical:

ep0nine:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once

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— 1 hour ago with 139374 notes

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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— 1 hour ago with 907628 notes

habitualspontaneity:

thoroughlyamused:

JK Rowling: So I have another idea for Harry Potter
United Kingdom: ohgodshesBACKSHESBACKSHEBACK
JK Rowling: But it’s in the 1920’s in America
United States: *bust down the doors* ITS OUR TIME FUCKERS

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— 2 hours ago with 225539 notes
calligraphy-by-sam:

made another quickly before bed.

calligraphy-by-sam:

made another quickly before bed.

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— 3 hours ago with 527667 notes

buzzfeed:

Hello, this is Snoopybabe. He’s from China and he’s a really big deal.

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— 4 hours ago with 6760 notes
merosse:

this is my “how every person abpve the age of 40 looks at a cell phone” face

merosse:

this is my “how every person abpve the age of 40 looks at a cell phone” face

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— 5 hours ago with 110498 notes

timothy-jackson-drake-wayne:

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard

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— 5 hours ago with 206461 notes

swans-and-apples:

guiltygifs:

Rapunzel: Here comes midnight bitch!

actual footage from once upon a time

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— 6 hours ago with 427241 notes

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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— 6 hours ago with 644021 notes