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clientsfromhell:

I’m a senior design student at university, and have had a few internships and some freelance work. My mom calls me to tell me about how she got an artist to do character paintings for her for the book she’s writing.

Client: Oh my god you should see these pictures he did, they’re so freaking…

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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bile100:

baddiebey:

Drake & Beyoncé having dinner in their new york loft when Drake looks up frim his glass of wine and says,”You know what, Bey? We should try anal beads.” Beyoncé considers it for a second before a lazy smile spreads across her face,”Maybe, I’ll look into it….but I don’t have know how long I’m gonna be able to keep up with you and your insatiable need for anal stimulation,” she laughs.

Stop writing text posts

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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

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ryanishka:

thepointe-ofperfection:

somaymalou:

Anna Osadcenko


Everything dance 🎶🎶🎶

wtf it is too early to be heartbroken over this foot

ryanishka:

thepointe-ofperfection:

somaymalou:

Anna Osadcenko

Everything dance 🎶🎶🎶

wtf it is too early to be heartbroken over this foot

— 1 day ago with 1563 notes

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

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