mermaid butts

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

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— 12 minutes ago with 21532 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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— 40 minutes ago with 176665 notes
c-headsmag:

Rachel by Jessica Wertheim for C-Heads

c-headsmag:

Rachel by Jessica Wertheim for C-Heads

(via danimansutti)

— 1 hour ago with 131 notes
jjwebster1 asked: Hey do u have kik?


Answer:

n o o o o

Never had never will

— 1 hour ago

versaceslut:

teacher on the first day: “were going to go around the room and have everyone share one hobby of theirs with the class”

me:

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— 1 hour ago with 4823 notes
someone:you're fat
me:thanks
someone:but I just called you fa-
me:i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab
someone:but
me:apology accepted
— 2 hours ago with 29032 notes

nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

(via zackisontumblr)

— 3 hours ago with 12272 notes

skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

(via although)

— 3 hours ago with 132929 notes

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

— 4 hours ago with 8254 notes

“I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?”

(Source: sleepy-edits, via princessofthegalaxyofbutts)

— 5 hours ago with 127161 notes